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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

DS SAMY VELLU who will be always remembered



DS Samy Vellu finally and officially resigned from his post of the longest
MIC President ever live, after leading the party for almost 31 years. The
Malaysian Insiders has its story, here  . Frankly, I will miss him very
much especially for all his funny quotes he made all these years. Like
what our Prime Minister said in the 2010 Barisan Nasional Conference, “We
will miss DS Samy Vellu because he add a lot of color … sometimes a bit
too much color”. Therefore, as a token of appreciation, I just wanna share
his famous quotes ever made by the one and only, Samy Vellu.

1. Samy Velu quoted on Pos Laju:
"Besoh kirim, hari ini juga sampai"

2. On one TV news when he tried to say he felt very ashamed:
"Ini prekara sangat memalukan saya dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la besar"

3. Samy said in one of his “ceramah”:
"Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk worang2 kampong di sini." Then one
pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" And Samy
gloriously replied, "Kalao takde sungai, kita bina sungai"

4. Samy's most favourite quote on the news for the decade is this:
"Toll naik sikit, banyak marah saya. You worang ingat semua ini toll saya
punyer bapah punya kah!”

5. During water crisis:
"Semua worang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr!"

6. On social society's problem:
"Worang2 muda sekarang banyak suka hisap dade"

7. During blood donation's program at Sungai Siput:
"Marilah kita semua menderma dare"

8. His welcome speech in most of his functions:
"Selamat datang saudara-mara semua" (It should have been “saudara-saudari”)

9. During the height of the Al-Arqam's saga, he said in a press conference:
"Saya gumbira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam"

10. At an opening ceremony for a new building:
"Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik dari pentas wuntuk membuka
kain"

And of course the world's greatest joke of all times:

"Kita akan bina roket pigi matahari." One of the reporter responded, "Tapi
Datuk, matahari terlalu panas untuk didekati." Samy replied, "Itu tade
masalah. Kita hantar waktu malam"

13 comments:

zachosmee said...

kelakar2!!!

Encik MamaT said...

hahaha... bahaya btol...

SyafiqRidhwan said...

haha. :D

kakchik@ella said...

kahkahkah ... kalo la dulu2 ada Raja Lawak dia dah lama menang, kan.

biskut said...

hahaha!sangat lucu!

aNnE said...

ahahahahah menarik!

masmurni said...

kelakarkan... :)

URY said...

Heeee... kalakar lah...
hasil peninggalan beliau ni..

suri solehah said...

hehe..ini ayat rekaan ke cerita betul ya?

masmurni said...

ini betul2 ayat yg digunakan Ds Samy Vellu...xde reka2 pun.

Arenyss said...

ok,haha..that's funny..:D

LehaMY said...

HAHAHAHAHA . isk isk isk ~ :D

masmurni said...

:)

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